The Cutting Room - for movie lovers (and haters)

[Christo]

Hey everyone, here's my humble contribution, The Cutting Room - a twice a week webcomic about recently released and upcoming movies.

[Rob]

I actually liked the Thomas Jane Punisher... sort of... I called it Punisher lite. It had its moments.

But the "Warzone" one was AWESOME. You are deluded. It was the closest thing to a Punisher comic book I've ever seen on a screen. When he punched that kid and his fist went into is brain I was like the Kool Aid pitcher yelling "OH YEAH!"

The Dolph Lundgren one was an abomination. A low point in a low career for Dolph... the lowest point in Louis Gossett Jr.s career unless he's made some male on male porn I'm unaware of. Even Iron Eagle 7: Chappy Craps Himself In The Retirement Home would have been better than this.

[Christo]

But the "Warzone" one was AWESOME. You are deluded. It was the closest thing to a Punisher comic book I've ever seen on a screen. When he punched that kid and his fist went into is brain I was like the Kool Aid pitcher yelling "OH YEAH!"

To each their own, brother. We often fall short, but we try to make fun of ourselves more than the movies we're talking about. It must take a lot of hard work and dedication to make a feature, and as strange as it is that they hired a lady kickboxer to direct Warzone, I applaud her.

That being said, I hold the Thomas Jane Punisher up as the worst movie ever made. Ever. The highlight of watching it was when Travolta's character throws his wife off a bridge and onto a railroad. My buddy leaned over and said, "Well that's two train wrecks..."

[NoahRodenbeek]

Warzone is easily one of the worst films ever made... or at least that's what I thought before seeing Clash of the Titans last weekend.  What an abomination.

[Largento]

Hmm, this webcomic seems strangely familiar to me somehow... :-)

I did a guest strip for Christopher a little while back and he was really cool about it!

[Christo]

Hey, Largent! What a pleasant surprise. I don't know if I was "cool" about it. I was definitely "thrilled" about it. You did a superb job.

If you want to see Largent's section of our artists' page, it's here. For those of you want to see the full art that he did for us, click on the sample below:

[Largento]

Hey Christopher, thanks!

You were professional about responding to my questions, encouraging and accommodating to my schedule. That's "cool" in my book!

The flattery didn't hurt, either. :-)